Today’s operation was not an accident. Low on energy and battling a cold , I deliberately scattered seeds like some kind of chaotic farm witch to summon my freeloading chicken workforce… and let me tell you — they showed up like it was a f*cking emergency, straight into aggressive, full-send dirt destruction like they’ve got personal beef with the ground.
Meanwhile, the children staged an immediate strike at the mention of helping and demanded payment in Robux. Not money. Not food. Robux….iykyk🤦♀️
We are now operating under a very shaky, legally questionable agreement, and I had to throw in a bloody zooper dooper !
At this point I don’t own the place.
I’m just financially responsible for this sh*tshow 🐓😂 but we got it done! Teamwork…. Kinda 😂👌☠️
✨ Life tips from today:
• Work smarter, not harder… weaponise your chickens
• If you’re sick, outsource everything and lower your standards immediately
• Children are not free labour, they are tiny, highly demanding, and will work for digital currency
• If you throw enough seed, something will get done (results may vary) 😝🤷♀️
0 control. 0 dignity. 10/10 would absolutely do this again.
Just over here getting it done lol 😂
✌️Megan
